Fries Before Fights! (with myself) T-shirt

Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a full-on meltdown… is a large fry 🍟😭
This tee is for the girlies who’d rather dip nuggets than dip into drama. Who cry a little, laugh a lot, and know that comfort food > confrontation.

Made for your mental health days, night drives, and those “don’t talk to me unless you brought snacks” moods.
Soft. Oversized. Sassy. And yes, very much giving main character with ketchup on her sleeve.

Wear it with pride. And maybe a side of ranch.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Oversized

🧠💖 Mental health matters. So do your cravings.
Let the world know: it’s Fries Before Fights out here.


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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